- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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