Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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run farther?

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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sky silverstein

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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