A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

I'm gay.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

A house comes around the corner.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Sloths

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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