- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

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