- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

What's your blood type? Red.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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