- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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