What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

How did the dog die? He was put down.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

AIDS

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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