- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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