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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Caramel Boing.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

This is not funny.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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