- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

What's big and long? My dick.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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