Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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Japan

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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