- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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