- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

I put my baby in a microwave.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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