What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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