- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Homosexualism is so gay man

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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