- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

This is a random Anti joke.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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