- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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