Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Kevin and Ramin

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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