- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What is the name of the car? What

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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