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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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