Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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