- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

How do you end a sentence

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

copy me and i will kill you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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