mikey is cute

Neil is a reterd.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Black people in Camden NJ.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

It's all Taggart

Mooses

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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