what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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you gay?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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