- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

knock knock

rabbits running in my bathroom!

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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