A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

The holocaust

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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