- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

How about that airline food?

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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