Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Women's rights.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

you know whats not funny white boards.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

The holocaust

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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