- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

George W. Bush

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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