- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

No your aunties a joke

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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