- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

your face

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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