What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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