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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Chris is hairy

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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