- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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