- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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