I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Anti Joke

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