Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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