- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

The Colts this year.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

men's rights activists

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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