- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Jordan is pregant

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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