- Anti Joke

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.