Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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Gladly, you sound very confident, makes me happy. Well, doctors thought I had ADHD (go figure) but I am pretty calm outside the internet, then they went with ADD, but since my attention is twofold, this meaning that I can get a lecture, while noticing a toothpick falling on the other side of the room (noticing as in perceiving with focus not necessarily listening but you know, seeing from the corner of ones eye) Yet still focus well enough to get the lecture in details. So its not split focus such as in ADD, but dual, as in me being able to think about two things at once, but also burning out extremely fast, which again, is far from ADD.

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01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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