- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

I agree to the terms and conditions

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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