- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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