Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Equal rights!

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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