You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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