- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Hi

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??