Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Niall Horan

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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were you expecting a joke

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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