- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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