- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Good job, son.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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