You know what's addicting? Heroine.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

black people

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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