- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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