What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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