- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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