- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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