- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

A sober Irish individual.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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