- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Immigration Laws

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

What's your guys names?

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Anti Joke

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