A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Justin Bieber

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

What comes after Friday? A ?.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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