- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Take part of what?

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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