- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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