- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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