- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

I hate blackniggers

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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