- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

whats brown and sticky a stick

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

your face

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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