Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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What comes after 69? 70

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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save me from the nothing ive become

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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