- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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