- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

I don't believe in giraffes.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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