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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

A Mormon walks into a bar

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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