How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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I'm rick james bitch

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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