- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Poker? I barely even know her.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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