- Anti Joke

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.