Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What happened to my sunglasses?

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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