What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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