- Anti Joke

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.