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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Beka has AIDS

Bob Saget that is all

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Sarah Palin.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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