How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

a black man pays his child support

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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