- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

your face

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

whats brown and sticky a stick

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Sarah Palin.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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