Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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What's half of 8? o

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alert('The Game')

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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