- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

my mind's eye?

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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