why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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