- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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