knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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