why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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I am quite mature.

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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