Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Get it? More.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

homosexual rights to marriage

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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