What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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whats up and also down? your mum

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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if you don't like this you're gay

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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