João Duarte reads this.

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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