A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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