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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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