Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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