Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What's 9 + 10 19

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

that wall over there ->

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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