Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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