Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What's 9 + 10 19

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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