- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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