What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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What did the old man say? Im old

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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I have a really funny joke.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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hi michael

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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