Detroit has a low crime rate

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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