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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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