What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Whats worse than a joke? This

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

How old are you? 7

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

don't just stand there

Women's Rights

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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