my wife out of the kitchen

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

identical jokes get different votes.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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