Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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