- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Then none of us want to be right.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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