- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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