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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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