- Anti Joke

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Is your refrigerator running? No.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge