What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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