Chick Norris... Enough said

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

The global news

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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