- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Black people are the scum of the earth

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Jeff

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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