What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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Chuck Norris.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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THe Election

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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Knock knock Come in

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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