- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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