So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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