- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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