- Anti Joke

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

I had friends on the Death Star.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

I have a horse.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

I had friends on the Death Star.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

WNBA

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

I have a horse.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

I had friends on the Death Star.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.