- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

what came first the chicken or the chips

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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